I bet it’s nice for finding a date too
[ID 1: A headline of an article by Kevin Rector for the Los Angeles times from April 12, 2022: 17 LA gangs have sent out crews to follow and rob city's wealthiest, LAPD says. /end ID 1]
[ID 2: A tweet from Markiplier with a picture of him in a hospital bed, giving a thumbs up with a face mask on. The picture is captioned, "Well this is inconvenient timing."
Markiplier also tweets out a poll: 'Why do YOU think I'm in the hospital?' The only visible option is 'LA Gangs Finally Got Me' /end ID 2]
[ID 3: #literally a crime to crop out the other two choices which were boob reduction and boob unreduction /end ID 3]
every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
helo tuglr i made some ambient lmk if u like it
Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.
This guy covers children's songs in the style of various artists, and he's incredible.
I'm weirdly emotional about it?
This is amazing!
This is the exact opposite energy of the "what happens after the camera cuts and you've destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment"
This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I'm touched, this is art
Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…
for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.
but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on
Happy suck her dick Sunday to lesbians ONLy
To the lesbians who reblogged this if u feel ur dick twitch today that was me ily <3
had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats
u could never understand a warriors bond